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Mayor Giuliani dressed in drag getting picked up on by Donald Trump

Posted in Election 2008 with tags , , on November 12, 2007 by M

Mayor Giuliani dressed in drag getting picked up on by Donald Trump… ouch
Rudy Giuliani makes for a horrible looking woman.


Giuliani, rides 9-11 maybe to the White House

Posted in Election 2008, Republicans with tags , , on November 12, 2007 by M

Trick Question About 9/12 Stumps Giuliani
Rudy riding the 9-11 wave… all the way home, but comes to a little dip along the way.

For a man who probably does not surf, he sure knows how to ride a wave. A big wave… maybe straight to the White House at that. It’s the Rudy 9-11 wave and he is going pro!

That wave has taken him from City Mayor to Candidate for President.

Kinda like his Chief of Police who went from Rudy’s driver, to Police Chief, to Candidate for Director of Homeland Security candidate… thats quite a journey for a man with known Mob ties and criminal activities.

Anyway, this made me laugh.

GOP presidential frontrunner Rudolph Giuliani stumbled badly at a town hall meeting in Iowa last night when an audience member baffled him with a trick question about 9/12.

Mr. Giuliani, who has made references to 9/11 the foundation of his campaign for the Republican presidential nomination, was “like a deer in the headlights” when the surprise question about 9/12 came his way, observers said.

The former New York mayor had been cruising through the town hall meeting up to that point, answering a wide range of questions about immigration, the economy, and global warming, all by referring to 9/11.

But the tone of the event changed abruptly when one audience member, Tracy Klujian of Cedar Rapids, asked the GOP frontrunner, “Can you name one thing that happened on September 12?”

Mr. Giuliani seemed taken aback by the question, clearing his throat and drinking from a glass of water as if to buy time before responding.

“That’s a good question,” Mr. Giuliani said. “September 12 happened one day after September 11 — and we must never forget the lessons of September 11.”

Mr. Giuliani’s aides later said that their candidate had expertly parried a difficult question, but also offered excuses for Mr. Giuliani’s apparent failure to refer to any other date besides September 11.

“The man has a lot of dates to keep track of,” one aide told reporters. “For one thing, he’s had three different wedding anniversaries.”

Elsewhere, President Bush eulogized Washoe, the chimp who had a 250-word vocabulary, issuing this official statement: “Me miss Washoe. Me sad Washoe dead.”

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