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The all Star Wars gets re-cast with all-stars and stripes

Posted in George Bush, Republicans, terrorists with tags , , , , on November 5, 2007 by M

People are constantly saying that there is a political side to Star Wars. So we took the liberty of looking for the connection between Star Wars and the Middle East. Some connections are based on character, some are based on looks.


Bush is Luke


But is Rice really Princess Leia?


Is Hillary really the Emperor?


Is Saddam really Darth Maul?


Is bin Laden really Darth Vader?


Bush 41 makes a great Obi-Wan


Powell is played by Samuel L Jackson


C3P0 = Tony Blair


Cynthia McKinney is Jar Jar.


Suicide Bombers = Stormtroopers.
Couldn’t hit anything with a gun.


Ewoks = Northern Alliance


Tom Daschle is Boba Fett.


R2D2 is Stephen Hawking


Al Gore = Trees of Endor
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He’s old and bald, so the visual connection is pretty clear. He’s wise and also a teacher. In addition he’s done his share of butt kicking.

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You should be able to connect the dots on this one.
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Nothing really goes here; we just thought he looks like Jabba the Hutt.
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Nothing really goes here, either, but we were stunned by his resemblance to Watto from -Episode I-.
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None.
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Big, hairy, smelly, manly. Those are the words that come to mind when you think of Janet Reno. Also we have proof that Janet Reno married a Florida Skunk Ape, see it for yourself.
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